Hollywood Royalty

So, last night I was walking home around midnight, and on my corner I see rowdy people apparently fighting, hmm, small people... I thought they were children. Imagine me approaching my block and the closer I get the more details I take in...
They're not children, they're adults, but midgets. Really really small. With funny curly hair.
They're not fighting, they're laughing. They're drunk, they're plastered.
It's a man and a woman, and the lady is on crutches. One crutch is bent out of shape so they're banging it against a pole and they find the whole thing hilarious. The whole scene was bizarre, circus-like, but this being New York, you just keep on walking.
When I passed the two freaks I realized it was a celebrity sighting. You know where this is going, right? Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman.